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All The Best Replies From Borat Sagdiyev’s Recent Reddit AMA

All The Best Replies From Borat Sagdiyev’s Recent Reddit AMA
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Actor Sacha Baron Cohen recently hosted a Reddit AMA (Ask Me Anything) as his character Borat Margaret Sagdiyev from Kazakhstan. And, it was all forms of chaos, vulgarity, and bitter truth-bombs. Just classic Borat things.

Cohen wrote, “Jagshemash. My name Borat. My new moviefilm is streams in Amazon. Please you will watch then spray me with questions. I strong, I have survive syphilis 17 time, I can take whatever you want pump on me! AMA!”

And that was all it took. Go through some of Borat’s craziest, and best replies from the AMA session.

Why would you allow your daughter to read?

Reddit User: Where can I get a copy of the book for my daughter?

Borat: Why you give your daughter a book? You WANT to go to prison?

 

Update on Borat’s brother Bilo

Reddit User: Jagshemash Borat! How is your brother Bilo doing in these difficult times?

Borat: Bilo current very happy.  I have always look up to him – reason for this is he live in a cage on the roof of house. We place him there to cover a hole and to catch birds. We also use him as burglar alarm – if gypsy, Jew, or Amazon delivery approach house his motion sensor is activate and he scream and throw his anoos dirt on them. He like!

 

Borat joins OnlyFans

Reddit User: Now you have joined tiktok and twitter will you be joining Onlyfans any time soon?

Borat: Yes, I have join this onlyfans, please join me there – for 10 dollar you can look on me make sexytime with my wife. Please be patient since I will need to dig her up and the ground is current frozen.

 

 

Borat gives his two cents on racism in the US, in his own way

Reddit User: Hi Borat, how is your wife lunell? She wasn’t in the new movie and I miss her. Did she give you syphilis?

Borat: I miss her too! I am sad. When I return from where I was in Gulag for 14 year, I find she have return to US&A because she learn that since McDonald Trump take power,  black people are treat like royalty! The police especial are nice to Africans – they love them so much they follow them i n their cars, and stop them many times to make a chitty chat. They even take their name and addresses to they can stay in touch! And give them shiny bracelets to wear. Some policemens like black peeoples so much they risk Covid by giving them really big hugs as tight as a mans; anoos around their neck! Why not? They like!

 

Kazakhstan’s most famous children’s show

Reddit User: Dear Mr Borat, Fuck Marry Kill: Donald Trump, Mike Pence, and Rudy Giuliani

Borat: Why you mention ‘Fuck Marry Kill’? This is most popular chlidren show in Kazakhstan.

 

Borat talks about his biggest inspiration

Reddit User: Thank you for your Moviefilm Mr. Sagdiyev! Who are you biggest inspirations?

Borat: Biggest inspiration for me is my mother. She teach me many things – how to read, how to write and how to do position ‘dog style’ – it easy, you go behind, the dog go in front. I love my mother very much but she do not love me, she prefer my suster Natalia – It make me sad face! One time my mother say she wish I had never been born and that she had been impregnate by a different client!





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